the chocolate luge

ejaculating on a females back and then sliding down, afterwards deficating in the females mouth.

Veronique is a gold medalist in the chocolate luge...fuckin skank

by harry balzonia December 25, 2007

Chocolate Tranny

A chocolate tranny is when you have to shit extreemly hard and you get a black chick to stand behind you naked while you pull your pants down and let er rip onto her pelvic muscle.

Frank: Dude I have to shit so bad.

Steve: Yeah get Sha-Nay-Nay she's a fuckin whore who'd love a chocolate tranny.

by Owned by Don November 3, 2008

Chocolate Feet

Grandmother of Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool!!

Stop calling her Chocolate Feet , she's got trench foot from the war

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

Chocolate Cheese Stick

The act of shoving an cheese stick (fried or otherwise) up one's anus.

My penis was broken so I gave my partner a chocolate cheese stick. We ate it afterwards.

by thecorky1 July 27, 2011

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006