When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
Get the Playing turtlemug. A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. 
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...
Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'
by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021
Get the wet turtlemug. by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017
Get the Dune turtlemug.