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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuck headmug.

Fuck the Owner Day

On December 22nd, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed Fuck the owner day
by davetheglizzygobler December 22, 2022
mugGet the Fuck the Owner Daymug.

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
mugGet the Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guymug.

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
by bhubhuh May 20, 2023
mugGet the I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THATmug.

fucking the oesophagus

An alternative saying for deepthroat coz when a girl does deepthroat it's like she's taking it down to her oesophagus or windpipe whatever you guys call it
Female Pornstar: Hey you wanna deepthroat me?

Male Pornstar: You mean if i wanna be fucking the oesophagus then kneel down and open wide
by Arfbizit April 28, 2011
mugGet the fucking the oesophagusmug.

fuck father

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck fathermug.

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
mugGet the Jesus H. Fuckmug.

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