Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.

Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."

by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023

Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

Fuckery fuck fuckery

Dinosaur rocks, aint a dinosaur rock!

That rock aint the fuckery fuck fuckery!

by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself

bitch fuck off

by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023

bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself

bitch fuck off

by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023

the fuck you is

who are you

conversation between two people

a: you’re not funny
b: ok ok
* random person comes out of no where *
c: b is actually really funny!
….
a: the fuck you is?

by jokko August 10, 2023

words of affirmationing you the fuck up

Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.

- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)

by daflutterbyeffect August 10, 2023