Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022

hot potato

A really warm turd.

My stomach felt so bad, when I got home I shat a big ol’ hot potato

by PBJelly6 December 11, 2022

The Potatoes are on fire

A secret code to call a meeting with people

Zoe, the potatoes are on fire! Meets secretly

by Hownon July 21, 2018

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Shirt potatoes

Boobs

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.

by NellyNancy April 17, 2015