Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
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Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
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Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!
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