Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

Fly Cloud

A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating

"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"

by anonymous June 21, 2024

flizle the fly

to tickle your own asshole, make your self feel good, flick the bean

hey today I flizle the fly

by Falcon22:)😂 July 17, 2022

Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

Fly

The thing that zips up and cuts off dicks.

my fly just cut off my penis
my dick is gone too!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

penis-fly trap

Penis-Fly Trap

Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.

by The catch January 18, 2022

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021