Ninety-five gallon sweat

A person who wastes all their time on video games and never goes outside which makes them who they are. They can also be toxic people.

Bill: Hey Jake, wanna meet up?
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!

by YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.

“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”

by Joelio June 3, 2021

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

sxhnxpple..five

the best fan page out there. Loves Noah Schnapp, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Will Byers, Five Hargreeves and Aidan Gallagher

Hater: i hate sxhnxpple..five!
Me: well they’re the best fan page out there so ha!

by Tomridddleswife June 17, 2021

Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.

Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021