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Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.
I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket
by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020
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Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
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tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.
Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!
by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022
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bisquik tits

Tits resembling the wholesome goodness of Bisquik Biscuits.
I would like to have your consent to chow down upon your delicious bisquik tits.
by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016
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Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.
"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"
by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019
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tit caddie

A cotton or woolen garment which covers the chest region. Often but not exclusively worn by women.
That woman is wearing a pink tit caddie.
by cannonball1990 May 11, 2014
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