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Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
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doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95
Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle
by 333fg March 23, 2023
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turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.
*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!
by ay you March 25, 2023
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turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024
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mine turtle

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024
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