yo half

a person wit half a face the lowest form of people they really suck at everything

I fucking hate that goddamn half he keeps gettin in my way lets hit him wit a stick and sum rocks

by jonny p winkle and the sundance kids November 2, 2003

half energy

When you don’t match the same energy or vibe that the other person or people are giving to you. Its cut in half because while the other person is giving you that energy, you don’t show the same interest or very little interest as the other half is doing.

We were out all day clubbing and you just put on a straight face the whole time. I will never go out with you and you half energy.

by unkowngyal July 27, 2021

half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

Half Hogan

A hand job and a half a sandwich

CJ got him a half Hogan

by Cjlbc January 21, 2025

Half a man

When a guy gets testicle cancer and has too get one nut removed.

Look at ol uniball, he had nut cancer so he's only half a man.

by Racist Bstard October 16, 2020

half-great-nibling

Half-sibling's grandchild.

half-great-nibling.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022