person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Person 28

The one that killed person 0 in the war

Perosn 0: *Dies*
Person 28: HEADSHOT!

by Jodeui October 11, 2023

best person in the whole entire world

jnya denise lindsey nobody else just her

hey youre jnya the best person in the whole entire world

by super duper cool dudeeee November 24, 2021

Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020

DEI person

A person who is unfairly favored by DEI policy because of having some dubious claims of being oppressed by not being a straight white male.

Since 2020 the police have been abnormally lenient with the misconduct of any DEI person.

by Callous Prose Industries LLC June 27, 2024

Personal

existing as a self-aware entity, not as an abstraction or an impersonal force.

He rejected the notion of a personal God

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020