snake

my (ex) bff

chloe is such a fkin snake

by B*tchyUnicorn January 18, 2018

Snake

An underrated pet/animal that are not out to get you

P1: I just got a snake!

P2: aren’t they evil?

P1: no! They are adorable and with time, become your best friend

by Snakesrock835 July 26, 2020

Snake

My class

My school have so many snakes we might need pest control

by Sam26841568932 October 22, 2017

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

Snake

A jackwagon who acts like a friend but is really a reptile in human form

Did you see Kaylee just say that about her sister? What a snake!!!

by Fishyfresh January 1, 2018

Snake

A person who is really annoying and frustrating. Someone who is always lying and trying to be funny. Common snakes are usually called Mitchell, Jonathan or Douglas.

"You're such a snake Jonathan."

by Jonkatron February 26, 2019

facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014