National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"

by Z-e-R-o April 11, 2019

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

National AR wildpony day

October 26th is where we commemorate the day we lost contact with pony :((((
He blocked us on Xbox after we played Indian music in a ranked game of siege 😭😭😭

Person a: what day is it today
Person d: (crying) it is national AR wildpony day, the day he was lost

*sad vibes*
Both: Alexa play decpacito

by Mr ghost and qr mango October 26, 2020

National Smoke Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “Hey it’s national smoke out day”

Carson: “Oh what does that mean?”

Mark: “roll a doob”

by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021

National eat pussy day

October 1st, national day to eat pussy

I’m going over babygirl house on Oct, 1st for national eat pussy day

by DeeAnde7 July 14, 2019

National Bob Duncan Day

Everyday is National Bob Duncan Day. Everyday is a day to celebrate Bob Duncan.

I love living in a world with Bob duncan. Let’s celebrate it because it’s National Bob Duncan Day

by Bobtram March 10, 2020