by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
by TY the OG September 17, 2021

by definitleynotcoveredinshit September 20, 2021

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster
by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees
by joehappy November 24, 2021

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016

by John Conde June 19, 2023
