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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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Don't mind em

A term used when ones nipples are seen poking through their shirt.
"I know my nipples are poking through, don't mind em!"
by march1st February 27, 2024
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don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member
Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry
by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017
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bitch don't play

Something someone says when someone else says something out of pocket or jaded. If they are not in fact playing then these two people might fight.
girl one:"I actually love trump sm"
girl two:"bitch don't play"
by yesimjustthatsmart March 5, 2025
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don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.
Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.
by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
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I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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