I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

don't have it

when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)

jamie to rebecca: that's why ur mum's built like an egg
you: nah don't have it (rebecca)

by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022

Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.

Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.

by Trying to be quiet in my corne May 20, 2023

Don't Snuu Me

A very painful jab In the side and a scream by the person snuuing the individual. Example Moldy man snuu's Bread For Weds Man ahhh. The snuu is the sound people make when doing it. It gives off the impression you've been strung by a wasp or something.

D don't snuu me! D snuu's Bread For Weds Man

by DJBWolfy May 25, 2023

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

Scotty Don't Know

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them

Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.

by rizzzle May 28, 2015