kawaii orange cream puff

Donald Trump engaging in sexual activities with his secret Russian boyfriend, Vladmir Putin.

"I want you to turn me into a kawaii orange cream puff Daddy Putin."

by fuccdaddysan January 20, 2017

South Carolina ice cream

Grits

I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!

by lec_twistman November 14, 2011

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.

Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

by Chuck the Duck March 12, 2011

soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

Boston Cream Pie

(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.

"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."

"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"

"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."

These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"

by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

Getting some ice cream

A sexual innuendo for having sex.

"What are doing Sasha, Wanna get some ice cream later on?"
"Let's get raped in an ice cream truck and maybe the driver will give us some ice cream!"
"I'm getting some ice cream from my lover tonight!"
"Do you want some ice cream babe?"

by Sasha♥ January 14, 2008