Big Brown Crayon 

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

Big Brown Crayon by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape 

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

Smooth brained crayon eating ape by fellowApe June 11, 2022

crazytext 

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

crazytext by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Crazyitis

Crazyitis is a common problem. It is the act of acting like a complete freak for a supposedly unexplainable reason - crazyitis.

Guy: BOOGAWOOGAWOOGAWOO
Girl: What is wrong with you?!
Guy: I got da crazyitis

Crazyitis by queenkwazi December 30, 2010

crayms 

the more articulated and admired plural of hair cream. Not only is it a plural, but it signifies very good looking hair and is often used when complementing hair.. if one is asked how many crayms they put in thier hair, no one replys with a number... they must reply with the following; alowt, alowts,fews, littles.. the pluralizing s must be added

complimenter: "How many crayms did you put?"

person with nice hair: "Thanks mans, alowt of crayms..sekiz"

crayms by Kareem F August 22, 2006

Crayfaded 

When a person is really really drunk and acting wild or crazy or out of control. Usually, so drunk that the person is blacked out.

"I got crayfaded I can't remember shit from last night"

"You were hella crayfaded! You were all yelling at the bartender because she didn't put enough ice in your cup"

Crayfaded by jassiebelle September 11, 2012

Cray-mazing

When something is Crazy-Amazing it's cray-mazing!

The weather today is cray-mazing.

The dress Julie was wearing was cray-mazing.

Carl your hair is totes cray-mazing

Other spelling: cramazing

Cray-mazing by Sandrasmiles February 6, 2013