BIG FAT TURD

A new trendy way to describe Emily Goodyears angles
Can you smell that big fat turd from fezzy
by GETOFIT December 10, 2023
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turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.
Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.
by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean December 20, 2015
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Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
He’s really clean after turd farming
by Fogwater January 06, 2024
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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Turd abomination

A derogatory term for a train animation. Coined by the hypocrite Ender Bean TV
Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er December 09, 2023
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021
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Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
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