Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

Turd

Dakota

This bitch Dakota a turd

by Badussy lvr January 1, 2022

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.

- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.

by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025

Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

by formfeeder November 6, 2023