Half ‘n Half

When you shave one side of your balls and taint, then jump out of the shower and yell “I call this the half n’ half”

Dude, I so half ‘n Halfed that girl!

by Bobthebuilder321 June 18, 2019

pubs 'n bubs

1. Literally it means "pubes and boobs". It is often used in Porn business. It is a term that means that a woman is rubbing her boobs on the pubes of a guy/girl.

2. Pubs 'n bubs is also a douchebag.

1. Joni: Yo, check that horny lesbian out dude, she's rubbing her boobs all over her pubes.

Luna: Obviously, she's doing some 'pubs 'n bubs'.

2. Martin: Joni is such a douchebag.

Sue: Yeah, he's a real 'pubs 'n bubs'.

by MaddddMaxxx July 9, 2009

Dump N' Lick

take a crap in a girl's mouth, and lick it out.

Tom: Heyy. Did you hear what Sal did yesterday?
Lee: Noo. What happened?!
Tom: He gave Christina a Dump N' Lick!

by The Funnnnny Guy April 13, 2009

Dip N' Crump

When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping

Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"

by Fianut January 2, 2011

Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009

dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011

Kim n Codie

The Act Of "Giving" Oral Sex While Shitting On The Toilet...... Opposite Of Blumpkin

Kim Was Pooping As Codie Came into the Bathroom And Said " Hey baby Kim n Codie Time"

by eidocmik July 22, 2009