Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day
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Get the monster gringe mug.A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.
Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
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Get the Cookie Monster mug.This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
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