kevin hodlofski

a person who has no balls and is too scared to end a relationship
Guy: I wish i could end my talking stage, but i’m such a kevin hodlofski that i cant i’m too nervous
by beefyginger March 23, 2022
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Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.
Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.
by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025
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Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly
Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT
by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023
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Kevin altmeir

the typical guy to date both twins a day after he breaks up with one. always thinks that he can capture any girls heart.
Kevin Altmeir dated me and then my twin sister
by Chaz and malaika forever November 21, 2018
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 23, 2022
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Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose
I love my friend, Kevin Jose.
by namestuffs January 21, 2025
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Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
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