Ethan is the sweetest most lovey boy out there. He is super tall and nerdy but he makes you happy. In any situation he makes you laugh and he will take care of you. He is a burly man but it is great. He loves memes and beans.
by Hey guys it’s me brad fratboii February 02, 2020
He is great guy, who is really hot. But he will play with your emotions and not care for you. He has a tendency to cheat and to like constantly. Ethans are not dating material
by Ghhdhdbbdb August 10, 2019
Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!
by Blackwillow73@aol.com May 19, 2020
Ethan is a shredder
by (378jay October 16, 2020
his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
by IKittywinters September 19, 2019
by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 06, 2018