David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t

Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren

by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021

david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024