david the rizzler
by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023
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by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
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Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
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by anti david’s October 3, 2021
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"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019
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Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023
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