Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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Undercover brother

A straight man who goes out and/or secretly has sex with men behind their girlfriends/wives back
My lax bro Kevis such an undercover brother, he stops by gay bars every night to hook up with dudes behind his girlfriend s back.
by lil leroy October 24, 2022
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Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.
my brother is very weird
by theecho January 31, 2024
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my brother

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"
by lukascockeater January 30, 2023
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