Pootie Cake

A large, most likely black, woman who takes part in an economics class well past her primary age to do so. Whom also appears to know much about any subject that is brought up and said class without actually knowing shit.

Large boobs, large lips, LARGE ass, wierd mouth, bad kids.

Mrs. Pootie Cake from economics class

by Pegleg513 October 21, 2009

trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

Keesh Cake

Adj./Noun Describing a person who is ultimately gay or acts gay or performs gay acts.

1. Wow, that guys a real Keesh Cake.
2. Hes acting like a real Keesh Cake.
3. WHAT THE FUCK! That Keesh Cake just flashed me!

by Brian that guy October 9, 2010

pee cake

The dessert ordered for a friend at said friend's birthday dinner while he is in the bathroom in order to create an element of surprise.

Friend 1: Hey guys! Now that the birthday boy is in the bathroom, what kind of pee cake should we order for him?

Friend 2: I've looked at the menu and I think he'll like the chocolate cake. Get a candle in it!

by leave a message after the beep July 6, 2011

cake decarator

when a man fills upa condom and then takes it off and squeezes it so that the cum comes out the end then u draw on some of something with it

i drew a dog on her tummy with my cake decarator

by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007

The Cake Maker

When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then take of the condom, slice off the top, then disperse your seaman liberally all over her face.

He just gave her the cake maker dude.

by stone1331 July 25, 2008

HO CAKE

A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.

Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.

by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009