taco hands

The state of having the stubbornly unremovable smell of tacos on your hands

I hit up Taqueria Cancuun for lunch yesterday but I still have taco hands

by QuestionableOrigins April 18, 2015

taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.

I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Back Taco

noun \ˈbak ˈtä-kō\
A synonym for the anus.

"I took a really big shit and hurt my back taco".

by UndeadWhiskey July 20, 2013

Choco-Taco

When a male has anal intercourse and sticks his then poopy dick inside a vagina.

Her asshole wasn't enough but she wasn't clean so I gave her a choco-taco.

by Narrator1000 May 23, 2022

Taco Torture

Torture of the genitalia where you apply a hot taco to the sex organs as a form of masochism. Often the victim will wear a sombrero to increase sexual pleasure.

Brent and Josie are doing taco torture to each other again.

by Rymc June 02, 2021

burnt taco

a rude person that tries hard to look good but fails miserably

Be yourself; don't be such a burnt taco!

by PineappleWantsRevenge October 04, 2016