Daviding

Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.

person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now

by DrMojojo November 27, 2023

David

That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.

Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....

by Jóžef May 5, 2022

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER

that boy david cano loyal asf!

by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020

David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024