Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020

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To Drown Someone In Smoke

To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.

“Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

“You should tell him what Joey does.”
“I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”

by Por primera vez September 19, 2021

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Down the smoke

Gay or queer slang for a man sucking another mans dick and swallowing.

I’ll be going to Greg’s later to down the smoke.

I downed so much smoke last night.

by Tetetwhahaha August 30, 2025

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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

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smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.

Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.

by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013

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