sexual infrastructure

The overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in sexual activities.

Systems include, but are not limited to: ATM machines (for emergency 2:00 AM cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend's place (because let's face it: yours is crappy), and your Mom.

Example framework -
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've insert sex-related activity here.

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't leverage one or many supporting institutions from the sexual infrastructure in a while.

Concrete Example:
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've had a threesome with your secretary. What gives?

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't taken a crazy Vegas weekend in over 5 years!

by Canadian Bacon 2011 May 23, 2011

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Sexually plump

A plus size woman that's sexxxy as hell.

My boo ain't fat she's sexually plump.

by Alexander Carrington August 1, 2021

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"'It Has To Be As Good As It Sounds, The Sexual Intercourse, I Mean

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Intellectual Sexual

When a person is sexually attracted to an individual, because of their intelligence.

When I hear him/her/they speak about deep things and intellectual topics, I get turned on. I think I am an Intellectual Sexual.

by Chastity Queen March 6, 2021

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Sexually indecisive

When you have 1 crush but they taking forever and seem not interested so if your friend that is possibly gay come on to you first you’ll flip the script and be a homo. First come first serve lhh.

This girl is seriously my dream girl but between her an Mitchell I’m sexually indecisive 🤷 ♂️

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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