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by Lil Kuzi May 2, 2018
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Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown
by The crazy clown October 5, 2019
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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G-smoking

The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.
You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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Smoke

“I main smoke.”
by T34main November 11, 2019
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Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women
I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!
by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021
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Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023
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