Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
Get the Trojan Horse Friend mug.When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.
When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.
by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018
Get the Horse's meal mug.When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018
Get the Trojan Horse mug.A Charlie Horse is a neck pain that some people wake up having after sleeping with their neck in a strange or uncomfortable position. A Charlie Horse makes it hard for someone to move their neck one way or another or even moving it at all without having it hurt.
Tommy: aww... I think I have a neck cramp, because it hurts to move!
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?
by Stiff dead duck with flies August 14, 2018
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Get the Dry Horse mug.Commonly used as slang by Australians and Kiwis as reference to the beer Carlton Draught. The packaging of the product includes a 'silver horse' behind the logo.
Friend 1: Oi you wanna Carlton Draught?
Friend 2: A what?
Friend 1: Silver Horse mate
Friend 2: ohh fucken oath cunt
Friend 2: A what?
Friend 1: Silver Horse mate
Friend 2: ohh fucken oath cunt
by SleezyJay September 7, 2018
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