These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 14, 2021
“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”
by johncy December 15, 2023
This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.
by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021
When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
by Fuck da Ducks March 09, 2017
by Amogus69420 April 23, 2021
a thin slice of potato made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and eaten as a snack.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.
"Can I get an order please"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"
by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024