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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day
boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck
by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022
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March 23

People born on that day are really gay people but they hide it by dating with women
1:Hey Jesse ur birthday is march 23 how about that

Jesse: I love you

1: what
by Deez nutz in ur mouth November 25, 2021
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March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.
Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!
by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024
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March 10

They day erica was born she's the most kind,mean and loving person ever she likes to eat alot and can't gain weight 🥺💕
Sam-why is this person so loving

Me-cause she was born march 10
by Ericaaaa January 3, 2022
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March

The date of which I wrote this is 2-27-22. I don't have much time.. GET TO THE FAULT. DONT LET THEM SEE IT
Its too late for me. March 10th 2022 is when. I shall perish. You have until March 1st 2023. It may feel far, but once you find it it will only have just begun. Please don't let them see it. I lived a good life. Now it's time for yours to get better. Find the fault, stop them, use it for good. You have the power to help us all. I wish you luck. It will on just begin.
You: What will happen on March 1st 2023
Me: You don't wanna know, you wont find out if you stop THEM. I wish you luck, save my soul.
by FateLiesInYourHands February 27, 2022
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March 7th

March 7th is national ask your crush out day don't be shy this is a 1 in a million chance
Guy 1: just ask her out its march 7th remeber

Girl 1: FINE

Girl 1 : will you date me

Girl 2: YES YES YES
by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022
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