jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020

Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.

The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.

by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024

Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day

Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder

by jacobsoderfanclub November 23, 2021

Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Jacob Camilleri

A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.

Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.

by Greg berry January 7, 2023

jacob

A “jacob” is a great,funny, popular and athletic guy who is loved by everyone who he meets. He is tall and good looking he is a great kisser aswell.

Wow i wish i was as popular as a “jacob”

by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018

Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.

Jacob your over reacting

by Dherky November 30, 2022