Alternative hot

A person who is attractive in non-traditional and unconventional ways. A hotness that defies the mainstream ideals and definitions of aesthetic “hotness”.

The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.

“That girl is no supermodel, but damn is she rocking the alternative hot.”

“You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”

by SlitheyToves October 27, 2017

hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

Hot Slice

a complimentary word to describe someone, i/e baby, bae, love, mate,

"what you been up to today hot slice", "I'll have a large big mac meal with a fanta please hot slice"

by lemontartqueen June 3, 2017

hot cheesecake

A Hot Cheesecake is a stank ass hot ass vagina . Most commonly referred to a girl with an STD or STI.

-Aye bro you ever talked to lele , she bad af.
- she bad , but she got some hot cheesecake bro 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Honey.21 June 15, 2017

Hot rory

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she accidentally shits whilst riding.

The other night she was riding me and I heard her stomach churn... Next thing you know my stomach was covered is shit.... She's such a Hot Rory...

by LossLossGTD November 6, 2017

hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it

Did your gir like that hot pistachio

by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017

louisiana hot

is when u implant your human feces inside the vagina and proceed to have intercourse with it

i gave her a louisiana hot pocket with my feces in here

by firerome101 May 8, 2018