Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Forty-five

A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue

“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”

by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

fives

a five-dollar bill.

"Joe counted his money: six fives and three twenties"

by Arminkshipper May 4, 2025

Five nights at freddys

a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person

Me: Ugh I died!

*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.

by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020

Five Fingers Up

Five fingers up its like a have one bitch to the end his life

Yo, look dog. Landry throw five fingers up, he have one bitch to end his life

by traykaybaby September 15, 2022