A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles
by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020
Get the Candle cunt mug.when a man kicks his feet onto the female vagina very fast, as if peddling a bike. this causes an orgasm unmatched to any other kind of orgasm. only the most elite men can correctly execute the cunt bicycle.
i was with this girl and she asked me to do the cunt bicycle on her. she went crazy after i did it right!
by charleslemange September 8, 2017
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Get the Cunting good mug.A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
Get the fibre cunt mug.1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold
by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017
Get the Cunt-chested mug.by cosmicappleeee May 18, 2017
Get the dale the cunt mug."I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"
"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"
"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"
"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"
"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"
by Katsbud February 22, 2018
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