james cortez

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.

Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.

by BLLR21 February 1, 2014

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the king james

When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.

I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!

by Enation June 10, 2014

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asher james

awesome, trustful, great friend, and will never intentionally hurt you.

'asher james is such a great person'
'omg yes... she has never hurt me'
'right?'

by ~Ari.Boo~ January 18, 2017

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jeffrey james

A man born in a salt mine . Forged by fire . Hair thicker than a lions mane. A feral human with an icy heart who lives off hate.

Jeffrey james is so salty

by sexiicutieboy December 16, 2015

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The Rick James

A sex act where a man does a doggystyle with his girl (who is preferably wearing a wig) and suddenly snatches the wig off his girl and puts it on his head. He proceeds to doggystyle his girl while screaming "I'm Rick James BITCH!".

I did the Rick James on my girl and she doesn't like me anymore, i don't know why.

by MoneyPants123 October 16, 2018

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