james cortez

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.

Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.

by BLLR21 February 1, 2014

the king james

When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.

I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!

by Enation June 10, 2014

asher james

awesome, trustful, great friend, and will never intentionally hurt you.

'asher james is such a great person'
'omg yes... she has never hurt me'
'right?'

by ~Ari.Boo~ January 18, 2017

jeffrey james

A man born in a salt mine . Forged by fire . Hair thicker than a lions mane. A feral human with an icy heart who lives off hate.

Jeffrey james is so salty

by sexiicutieboy December 16, 2015

james charles

a gay guy that is popular on youtube who tricked straight guys to have sex with him

james charles's career is fucked.
No one likes james charles.
Tati is right about the real james charles.

by lolgangangmf June 27, 2019

James Charles

An ugly ass dumbish

James Charles is shite

by 12345y898765432 July 18, 2019

James splif

Our don James splif good at round house kicking children dislikes fortnite ninja he's a scary man James splif

Alfie: I can't read my hand writing
James splif: burns sock

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019