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God cock

Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.
God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.

As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.
by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005
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God's Girls

Beautiful, sexy, smart, alternative porn models doing hardcore sets and softcore ones.
Also a community in which members and models communicate and quite often become friends through forums, chat and journals.
Annaliese created God's Girls.
All the girls on God's Girls are sexy as hell!
by DanyaMichelle January 12, 2009
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God Church

A lyric from It's Everyday Bro created by our Lord and Savior Jake Paul, which he tried to compare his new merch to a christian or jewish church. Probably trying to compare his new merch with his own religion which is the Jakepaulers and the name of his church is God Church
1)SORRY BRO I GOTTA GO TO GOD CHURCH AND PLAY WITH MY SPINER BUT NOT MY WEINER.

2)YOU KNOW WHAT !!! FLIP KENDRICK LAMAR I PREFER JAKE PAULAND GO TO HE'S GOD CHURCH.
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Hand of god

A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.
by Goron Saurg November 26, 2007
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sesks god

a)To be of pure sexness. To be able to make the members of the opposit (or same) sex drool and quiver with excitement.

b) Luna or dev
"I am the sesks god."
by FlyingMonkeyFishEater April 7, 2004
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This is your god

A subliminal message that is printed on all money. That is why some people value money above family,friends and sometimes other people's lives.
This is your god is printed on all money.
by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2010
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sex god

Someone beyond the definition of perfect. Unexplainably attractive, one can only assume they are the total package.
Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson are such sex gods, when I look at them, I can't help but think they came out of Jesus's mangina, for there is no way someone is that fucking perfect..
by Lady Templeton. October 6, 2012
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