fuck bend

The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021

Fucking

1. A fucking word you can put every-fucking-where and it stills make fucking sense. It is commonly used to express a very large array of feelings to reinforce the effect.

2. Austrian village, at the north of Tarsdorf. It has been renamed "Fugging" in 2020 due to the amount of tourists coming in the city to see it's sign.

3. Verb. Being top in a sexual activity.

1.
(Joy) - «I fucking love this!»
(Anger) - «Just start this fucking engine!»
(Fear) - «This will fucking kill us.»
(Envy) - «I fucking need it!»

2.
«Hey, let's go to Fucking!
-You mean Fugging?»

3.
«I fuck girlfriend.»
«I fucked my girlfriend.»
«I am fucking my girlfriend.»

by Loupitalia January 19, 2021

Fuck

Were a man puts their dick in her pussy and fucks her until she starts begging you to stop hmu

YES FUCK ME CHOKE ME WHILE YOUR FUCKING MY TIGHT PUSSY

by Owme July 15, 2017

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Turn the fucking AC down

A phrase commonly used in the Mcjuggernuggets series "My Virtual Escape". In the series, the characters often interact with on another in a VR world/alternate dimension known as "EVE" which is controlled by The Overlord. The joke is that the world is very cold and since The Overlord runs it they want him to turn the air down.

Yo when you see The Overlord tell him to turn the fucking AC down.

by The MGV July 16, 2021