lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
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twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point
"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
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Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
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southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH
you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull
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Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.
You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.
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twat tensil

When a lady syarts to get grey pubic hairs.
Dana was trimming her shrubbery and found some twat tensil.
by diana black November 16, 2017
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