Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

smokey pickle

when a guy covers his warty dick in peanut butter, then has his girl give him a blowjob.

bro... last night was awesome i gave my girlfriend a smokey pickle

by bigbuttsmalltits March 2, 2017

The Mickle pickle

A man named mick having a threesome with a woman and another man during which Mick gets his cock sucked by the other man to his and her delight

Come on over for a"the Mickle pickle"

by Rubberdonk May 11, 2022

Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Pickle Licker

Generally a male that’s likes penis.

This kid Colin is such a pickle licker.

by Student pilot February 19, 2024

Pickle

A pickle is an ancient god who was known for his dill humor. Pickles are very holy, and taste very nice on popcorn.

Example: “I think it’s daily pickle praying time, gotta get to the dill castle
“Popcorn was so boring, until they flavored it with pickles. My life is complete!”

by Mrdefinitions June 29, 2020

pickled toe cream

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

by maseon_bestfootball October 27, 2022