as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.

Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022

Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 27, 2019

Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

turds and kinkos

At trip to the toilet to poop

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos

by Jacksome July 7, 2024