Interval Training

The guilty way of describing the disgusting habit of segment hunting. It’s so disgraceful that no one should ever give kudos
Maz: “you want to go segment hunting?”
AB: “but people will see and get annoyed”
Maz: “we will call it interval training
AB: “oiling my bike up now
by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd December 29, 2020
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tiny train

Noun
/tīnNee Tr-ayy -nň/

1. Something that was the source of great wonderment altogether consuming far more time than necessary in one’s mind.

2. Distraction that is purely created to prove an individuals lack of “Clue”.
Clue less distractee -“Oh look ! This tiny train has been put here.”

No one-

Clue less distractee -“hmmmm.”
by Cat hair on my member May 19, 2024
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Train Cult

A Cult that worships the Train Gods, like Thomas the Tank Engine. They perform daily sacrifices, usually on people who annoyed the gods or just some random dude. Also their arch-nemesis is Stupid Idiot Cult.
It was time for Train Cult to perform a sacrifice.
by Train Person December 11, 2020
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 09, 2017
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Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!
by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
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Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.
by BeastieDog November 23, 2017
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Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen
She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep
by floptronomous May 24, 2018
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