horsing around

Snorting horse tranquilizer at the function.

"Bro what did you do yesterday?"
"I was horsing around with Stefano all night! ;)"

by medium_elephant April 24, 2025

Horse

Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe

I wish for the demise of all horses

by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022

1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

by Lynyo October 12, 2023

horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.

Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.

by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017

Quadrupedic horse

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun

you Quadrupedic horse

by ashie is da best December 3, 2023

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.

Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."

by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020