Daniel Girth

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...

Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...

by saint_jon February 6, 2022

Daniel Blair

Daniel Blair is one of the most UNDERRATED song artists of all time.

John: Hey! Have you heard Daniel Blair's song Fine yet?
Joe: No, but I will now!

by clacko January 2, 2022

daniel

cock down to his knees, thick af, has 7 and a half girlfriends, got touched by the mighty father murray, irish with massive balls

why is there 7 girls around that boy? He’s definitely a Daniel

by urma1234 October 16, 2019

daniel paris

AWESOME BOY , DOPE LIFESTYLE ,HYPE IS REAL , Boy

Daniel Paris iiiiis back

by Daniel Paris January 5, 2017

Daniel

Cunt.

He put an empty packet of biscuits back in the cupboard. What an actual Daniel!

by DanielReview January 8, 2020

daniel

mean

daniel sucks

by hgjtkgh September 17, 2021

Daniel

a pure 100% prettyboy but still wearing todler pamts when it comes to emotions.

WOW look at that prettyboy over there crying like a bitch, oh his name must be Daniel Ross....

by definitions of ppl December 28, 2021