baby-bird:
Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth.
Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth.
He loves to finish off by having her baby-bird his cock while he jacks off.
Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth.
Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth.
by ready2please November 14, 2009

A band you take pride in seeing mature and grow, because you liked them before they were widely known or popular.
Person #1: "Mumford and Sons are the most blogged about band in the country, is it sad that means a lot to me?"
Person #2: "No way, they're your band baby."
Person #2: "No way, they're your band baby."
by Jozzle October 11, 2009

A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009

by pretty_p April 11, 2009

This girl I'm messing with wanted some uggs. I told her before that happened she had to swallow all the baby sauce
by Only_Jones21 April 14, 2016

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004

Holding an extraordinary amount off pee inside ones bladder to the point when it's released it feels like you just delivered a pee baby.
After a long night of drinking Jennifer delivered a 7 pound 11 ounce pee baby into the toilet, then proceeded to flush it.
by Jespy October 12, 2011
